FRANK:
How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,
he thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung up, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
but by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transexual Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal,
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We'